HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

You're too nice. The R's are off, the contrast between horizontal and vertical strokes don't match and the serifs in the face I chose are slightly more pronounced. That, and as you've pointed out… My type is too condensed.

I had more trouble matching the typeface on this one… Sorry for the level of unprofessionalism everyone.

This will never NOT happen. In the Venn Diagram of "Type-A personalities, overaggressive, semi (or full blown) racist, facist pigfuckers" and "People who work in Law enforcement," there's always going to be a significant intersection of the two.

I do this same thing… Except with piss. It doesn't really work as well unless its below freezing out, but its much more gratifying.

This is bought and sold… Just like everything else. Who the fuck cares about the Oscars anymore? That shit hasn't been relevant for years.

" …to the tune of $500,000,000"

Also, use the other person's name as much as possible. And make an effort to engage someone in physical contact within the first 30 minutes of meeting them. A handshake or hug often work best.

"Brought down?"

then maybe she should get some fucking talent. she's famous because of her looks… why does she think anyone gives a shit about anything else?

spoiler alter… What kind of girl is this? Its a whiney, entitled, out of touch douche. That's what kind of girl it is.

you know… if they closed down ALL the restrooms, and encouraged people to just take care of their business anywhere they felt like… i doubt anyone would notice.