Yes, the African American community won AGAIN. When will white people finally catch a goddamn break?!

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

brags about “pranking” Starbucks by having them write “Merry Christmas” as his name on the cup. He also flashes a gun he brought into the coffee shop

As long as you don’t start working security, no one’s going to give a fuck.

It took almost destroying your marriage to realize how important it was to you?

I guess I see a lot of similarity between non-monogamy and atheism. Specifically, both are things I believe in, but the people who advocate for them are so snobbily dismissive of others’ choices that I sometimes find myself wishing I didn’t.

So edgy!

What does his wife being Sicilian have anything to do with her not being there?

To all the idiots who say their kid wouldn’t act that way in the first place... I’d be much more worried about your kid turning out like the scumbag cop than the student.

CNN is a joke. Since FoxNews leads the cable news ratings, CNN feels an industrial obligation to follow their lead. When you watch CNN you’re basically watching FoxNews with less blondes and retired military members. Former CNN owner Ted Turner won’t even talk about the current state of the network. Neither will Larry…

That’s what I thought. Or had the teacher pick up one end of the desk and he the other and carried her out. She wouldn’t have been hurt but the class would have never have let her live it down.

I agree with your article, well done, but the other fact that is often left unmentioned is that this poor girl lost her mother AND her grandmother in the last year, and is now in the foster system.

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

He’ll be a paid “legal expert” for Fox “news” by the end of the year.

The first time I saw this, I was shocked at how she flew across the floor. On the second viewing, I got really sad at the lack of reaction from the other students. They’ve seen this shit before. Look at them. They barely flinch. I would have been out of my mind if this happened in my suburban, lily white high school.

There are certainly other ways to handle an obstinate student sitting in a desk besides body slamming him/her. Please don't become a police officer.

I’m saying treating classroom discipline of 14 year olds as a criminal matter is so insanely, bizarrely, mind numbingly dumb that I’m surprised you figured out how to tie your shoes this morning let alone be able to leave a comment.

An actual conversation i’ve had with a gamer dude:

Wait. So having hyper aggressive grown men with weapons hanging out at schools is a bad idea? Who would have thought.

Help us out. When bystanders are outraged, they are rioting apes. When they do nothing, then it’s a sign that the police were in the right. Is that how it works?