Contouring is going to be such a hallmark of 2015. Women will see themselves in pictures 20 years from now and sigh “Jesus, fucking 2015.”

I love NikkiTutorials! She’s my favorite. She gets really close in on her eye makeup portion. She’s really darling and sweet but her skin is so smooth that it makes me sad when she puts the foundation all over.

Great tie-in! She should partner with Netflix and use that.

Haha, same here! I get serious ASMR from watching people apply makeup. The cakier and more grotesque the better. Often I fall asleep to it. But yeah, young girls be wearing WAYYY too much foundation. They’ll have absolutely flawless young skin then proceed to put four pumps of MUFE all over.

Dear God, yes. Every stupid trend I threw myself into is only captured in a few family photos that are scrupulously hidden away.

The only time these men care about rape and harassment is when it’s happening to a white woman from a non-white man. Please, dude, if this woman had accused your favorite white college football star you’d be raining hellfire down on her.

What is going on with that??? I’m also 37 weeks (*fistbump*) and the reactions I get from men are so so strange. I’m still trying to parse them out. While most of them are genuinely kind and probably them just remembering the women in their lives who carried their children, some of them are definitely creepy. What is…

Can’t remember if it was the Reply All podcast, but there was a story about a female writer getting rape threats on Twitter. She found out who it was and contacted the kid’s mom. The troll turned out to be some 14-year-old who was super embarrassed and ashamed when he got called out. It was great.

The problem is it’s a progression, a slow addiction that accumulates to looking dreadful over time. No one starts out wanting to look like a plastic surgery disaster. It happens slowly - you get Botox, you get a nose job that looks pretty good, then your lips...then your cheekbones, which didn’t go so well, then you…

It’s always sad watching someone take a selfie when it’s just them. They bust out the mirror face that should only exist in private.

Watching someone unabashedly take a selfie is so unsettling. Watching them do their mirror face in public. Some chick did this in front of me recently, FACING me. It felt so awkward, as she pursed her lips weirdly for like 15 seconds. Keep that shit where no one can see you! Mirror faces are for at home when no one…

If you try to help a psychopath with therapy, you’re a fool. The vast majority of research has shown it just makes them more able to trick people into thinking they’re normal.

The only time I ever knew what was happening on any cable news outlet was when Stewart or Colbert made fun of it.

Uh, he would have been a baseball player. He states it explicitly in the article.

Come on, you can understand the sentiment that someone would rather not live next to an armed robber. They wouldn’t really care or even know if they were living next to someone who drove over the speed limit.

But should little kids have to put up with this confusing nonsense, all in the name of their parents’ midlife crisis?

Gonna judge, this is all kinds of stupid and weird and creepy. Whatever you want to do sexually in the privacy of your own home between consenting adults, but it sounds like there are kids who are exposed to this nonsense. But who knows, that site itself looks like alarmist drivel.

Because going 10 miles over the speed limit = armed robbery. There’s a reason why one is a felony and the other isn’t.

Last I heard the jury was very much still out on whether or not a child’s expression of transgender identity can be deemed permanent enough to warrant a name change or hormone treatment. Please correct me if I’m wrong, if there’s new data I’m not taking into account. But I’d have a hard time letting my child…

I get this sense of casual racism from most of the Eastern Europeans I’ve encountered.