"Males don't typically do stuff like this because deep down inside, the females we are trying to impress want nothing more than to tear our hearts out, capture our excruciating pain in their memory banks, then share it with their friends while we watch in horror."

Being a man of persistence and determination, I refuse to see a romantic gesture as failed until I see a copy of the restraining order.

I'm with the "this is fake" crowd. There have been too many inconsistencies and unbelievable twists and turns.

I work with a guy who eats out someone before he comes to work, & doesn't brush his teeth.

This was basically my uniform in college.

This sounds fake as hell. She doesn't talk like a teenager. What kind of teenagers use the word 'cherish' or 'converse tennis sneakers'? Yeah right your first time was perfect and you had perfect orgasms. Shenanigans I tell ya.

This isn't a person that makes us uncomfortable. This is a grown man who had sex with a teenager. Who was a virgin, and who had never had any other relationships, a mentally ill mother, and her own mood disorder problems. If that isn't the definition of vulnerable, I don't know what is. That he's her father is fucked…

How bout the fact that her father is 'alternative' ? What 40 year old dude hasn't grown out of that phase? The kind that would sleep with his daughter nevermind redacted.

seriously, sometimes I can't even with these posters.

Yeah, I agree with you there. The situation is so beyond fucked up that if they found even ONE supportive person it would be a miracle.

Honestly, this is why I'm inclined to think it's bullshit, or at least a highly edited version of what really went down. I could buy a family maybe looking past you boning your cousin. I do not buy that everyone from the father's girlfriend to his parents to her grandparents are just delighted in this relationship.…

Grow the fuck up and stop bullying? Yea, this isn't an article about someone with cystic acne or insane amount of back hair. This is an article about an incestous relationship between a father and daughter which apparently meets the approval of the step mother/ex girlfriend and grand parents. The author did a pretty…

Yeah, I want all the women on here saying we shouldn't feel disgusted, to imagine themselves eagerly sucking their own dad's dick, with their hands running up & down his body. You know, like the kind of sex a lot of us are having with our non-dad partners. For the guys: imagine running your tongue around your mom's…

So after she has these genetically perfect children is she going to let them fuck dad, too? Seems like everyone in this family is so cool with intergenerational incest, where does she draw the line?

She found out when she heard us making love. I guess we didn't realize how thin the bedroom floor was. She really didn't mind. Now we're like a little family. She calls me her daughter.

I'm sorry, I totally believe GSA is a thing but I don't believe any of this crap. She lost me at "baby girl" and "daddy" and the general aura of ludicrousness. Y'all are some suckers and this is some bad Literotica fanfic.

There are gross out feelings here because IT IS FUCKING GROSS!

Gawker media is not impartial reporting, nor ever purported to be. This is a news aggregator with very subjective editorial commenting. She can tell readers whatever she thinks they should feel about the subject, and the readers can disagree in the comments. That's how this thing works here.

soooo

My father contacted me for the very first time when I was about 30 years old. What I felt was more like a very strong repulsion. I don't think meeting him face to face could possibly change that...