If you ever want to confuzzle a McDonald's employee, order a Big Mac without the middle bread. I wasn't being an asshole, I just don't like all that bun. And I was a teenager.

Agreed. Anyone who has ever worked in the food service capacity has more empathy for the employees.

Sometimes Nature tries to correct the idiocy that is the Republicans.

Basically, yeah. In a nutshell.

Truer words, Red, truer words.

Hee-hee! Love it!

I don't know where everyone lives, but the fast-food prices where I live have skyrocketed over the past year, and I know they're all still paying minimum wage.

I will also add that I could not embrace my naturally straight-as-a-board hair until I was in my late 20's. I permed it, highlighted it (and then realised my hair naturally highlights in the sun), and literally could not support the weight of all the doorknockers on my head for a spiral perm.

My daughter is multi-ethnic, and she has gorgeous hair, beautiful spiral curls.

I would say, from my perspective, that this is a good idea. But I'm not a porn star who gets ridden hard and put away wet. And possibly infected with HIV.

If you pee before sex and you're having sex the right way (I'll let you define that), and you hydrate before, during, and after, and then you pee after, too. No matter what, according to my doctor. No UTIs.

It's like there can't be a happy medium, right?

Let us discuss how the FDA (or whomever regulates school lunches) counts a tablespoon of tomato sauce on pizza as a "vegetable."

I do so appreciate the irony of several stories and ads, not just on this site but several.

Likely because he's had so much experience with all those models!

A radio station I used to listen to back in the day would do gossip segments, ending the bit with "After all, what's today's gossip? Tomorrow's FACTS!"

Not to mention the terrible over-acting!

Looks like he stacked filet-o-fish squares with spicy chicken patties. That does NOT sound good.

I don't even know. The Seventh, maybe? I know I've definitely got a special circle, because I created skinny jeans before skinny jeans existed. I'd buy men's original 501 blues (Levis) , wash them 10 times (they were stiff back then, a different era), rip the seam out, and sew those mofos so tight I had to point…

More info about those boots, please. I WANT WANT WANT them!