More boot info, please. WANT WANT WANT!

God and Allah forbid men exercise a bit of self-control!

Guess I'm going to hell then, because a whole lot of my wardrobe involves leggings.

Take that, Academy!

I'm tired, flu-addled, and it's the end of a long day, but all I can manage is "What? Wait, WHAÀAAAAT? "

San Jose, what is wrong with you? You and Orange, I swear.

Miley is going to be SO pissed that she doesn't have a possum skin cloak!

Maybe it skips a generation or two?

We do NOT EVAH fuck with my hair. E.V.E.R. Unless I'm paying you (and you'd better do a great job! ) or we're having sexy times, we DO NOT TOUCH MY HAIR.

No offense, but I think your grades are WAY too high.

After reading this article, I was stunned into silence. Thank you for your very accurate word and that gif!

Basically, we booted our entire wedding.

I had lots of people who wanted to be in the wedding party. We wanted small and intimate and it just spiraled out of control, so we ended up getting married on the beach by our pastor, with my parents, 3 friends, and my 2 kids, then announced it later.

Agreed. Motion carried.

Agreed. Motion carried.

I have Angry Birds and Angry Birds Star Wars. My son gets to play them in the waiting room of the doctor or dentist. That's it.

Yup, only Netflix here, too. I am so glad, as the only commercials I have to deal with are on youtube.

Shameful, though not surprising.

That SOUNDS disgusting! I can't imagine witnessing it. I think I would have hurled.

In all reality, Ann should have been able to leave NBC a long time ago. They did her dirty and tried to make her a scapegoat for their lousy ratings while bending over backwards for a cheating pompous ass.