Yup.  Was massively, massively disappointed with Junior’s.  Seriously over-hyped.

I always thought they used mashed potato for ice cream shots, due to the hot lights, but yeah, those cones do look like frosting.

It took her several goes to pass the baby bar. The = first year of law school exam.   She ain’t anywhere close to passing the bar-bar.

I can’t tell the two women apart in those photos at the top. Is it not the same woman, with and without sunglasses?

Topless Putin on a horse = best thing ever

No one asked, but here’s my advice to protestors everywhere, and especially in Bangor, Maine: For fuck’s sake, don’t say please next time.

I have no idea how to pronounce his name. Is it Doubt-Hat? Do-That? Dough-Twat?   Douche-Hat seems as good as any other guess to me.

They used to call that job the “Groom of the Stool”. Wipe the king’s butt, carry a commode around everywhere in case the king needs to go in a hurry, and generally have his ear about marrying your daughter into quasi-royalty. Only open to nobs with titles, and unpaid. But the bennies, oh the bennies.

I’d like ‘em to just do less legislating about stuff that doesn’t affect them, in general.  Don’t want an abortion?  Don’t have one.  Don’t like circumcision?  Don’t force it on your baby boy.  Don’t like tattoos and nose rings?  Don’t get them then.  People who do have tattoos and nose rings are mostly just desirous…

Monster is feminine in French.  And also in Ohio, apparently.

I voted for De Leon in the primary and the general. It came down to people who know nothing about anything, voting on name recognition. Herschel Walker is relying on the same sort of morons in Georgia.

I have XX chromosomes and no tallywhacker, but I feel like disclaiming my womanhood purely to disagree with this putrid verminlousejockitch.

This is what I think of that.

I can’t imagine the hell that is working for Cruz.  I’d rather work down a sewer in leaky boots.

Call the kid Wolfie, give him a Che beret, and yell “Freedom for Tooting!”

Exactly.  I know an Olivia who mostly goes by “mommy’s little puddly bear” but I think all involved will grow out of that phase in due course.

Well he is getting IV antibiotics, so whatever he has is bacterial and not viral.  But he could have pneumonia resulting from covid.  And he could have idiot doctors, who just gave him what he asked for.

I think Republicans enjoy misogyny even more than they enjoy racism. The fuss being made about a black woman on the Supreme Court sounds like it’s more about how much they have a problem with women, than with black people. If Biden had nominated a black guy instead of Jackson, there would still be frustrated howls of…

He wasn’t just on DWTS. He won DWTS.

Huge exercise needs?! I’ve never owned a cat that didn’t spend all day sleeping in a sunbeam. The only exercise my current fuzzybutt gets is moving from one sunbeam to another every couple of hours. On non-sunny days, there is whining and then compromising that in-floor heat vents are acceptable.