A certain red-headed comedian floated an excellent weight loss recommendation back in 2017.

Exactly. Quite simply everything about this story is unbelievable.

If Trump has the choice between exercising self-control — or even just exercising — and popping a pill, we all know which one he is doing.

He’s actually better than I expected. He walked a picket line! A President had never done that.

No one’s saying it should be “enough” to pick that guy. Personally, I’m saying it’s the only sane choice. Is it perfect? No. Do I wish there were better choices? Sure. Will my taking an uncompromising stand somehow provide us with better choices? Absolutely not. It’ll just get that orange fuckstick a second term and a…

Egg farts make for a great road trip.

Yes fellow Merican. I too was once Democracy man, but then I vote for the Trump  RFK and now my paenis grow 35 centimeters!!

Why would any rational person want to be associated with a QAnon, antivaxxer who pals around with trump and his deranged fanboys? 

Everything you said you could be replaced with “doctor”, “pilot”, “nuclear technician”, etc., etc. etc.

I have huge respect for anyone who leaves that church (I am enthusiastically one of many), but someone who joins? Ha!

I’m of the understanding they will grant an annulment in cases of abuse…. or I’m guessing a sizable donation.

Go be a cunt somewhere else, 'kay?

And how many would have grown up to rape and murder women and children. Probably more than a few. Maybe it's time to realize that this is a shitty argument.

Anyone who claims they can’t do their job because of their faith should be fired on the spot. We need to stop indulging adults that believe in fairy tales.

I know it’s probably done for some ad-based clicking reason

Hey can we let slideshows die?

Jezebel has always been weirdly preoccupied by Barron's height, but I gotta say, in this photo, this kid is freakishly tall

French toast or bread pudding.

Confederatedouchesayswhat?

that first part about “the failed Biden presidency” is a fair point