Sooo ... they were removed and banned for legitimate political discourse? Or does one have to main a cop for it to be called that?

I knew spring had sprung yesterday when I saw two turkey vultures doin’ the do on top of a telegraph pole. I saw some wing-flapping, but didn’t know there were two birds up there until I realised there were two tails.

Pride and Prejudice was our school play in 1978. I was Mary Bennett. I don’t remember us having a pig. I think our Charles Bingley came out as gay in later years.

What is it with people yelling crap at other people from their car window? I was walking my interesting-looking mutt one time, on a leash, in a fairly tony neighborhood, when some jackass thought he needed to drive past yelling “Coyo-tehhhhh!” and pointing at my dog. I was offended on behalf of my dog, so I can only…

Me too, and I think it crosses all generations. I did some volunteering at an animal shelter in my 40s; the application form asked why I wanted to do it, and I said I wanted to do something for the greater good. Later on, I had progressed up the food chain and I was the one vetting the application forms. It was about…

I have one of those morons as a neighbor.  She told me she was a solid D voter, until “the BJ in the Oval Office”, which made her switch to R and she’s never looked back.  No amount of pussy grabbing seems to bother her, it was all about that BJ.  She also believes that Planned Parenthood sells baby parts for…

If I spent $75 on a candle, my better half would spend half an hour straight, just staring at me, trying to work out if I was the same person he married. Our home is full of candles. I like candles. He knows I like candles. A $75 candle would cause many questions to be asked though.  After the staring, there would be…

How many times does Michelle O have to say “I don’t want to run for Prez” for people to believe her?  She’s not interested.  

For every American who was disappointed by Turkish delight, there is a Brit who can’t believe anyone in their right mind eats Hershey’s chocolate.

Yep. I used to work with what I thought were the most gullible people in the country, but they were probably just average. I made a sort of game out of telling them the most outrageous lies, but with sincerity and passion, to see how much they would fall for. All of it. They were entranced by my totally made up…

We’re on season 3 of Blake’s 7, and it’s awesomely dated, with big clunky communication devices, flared pants and that old traditional British favourite: most episodes were filmed in a quarry in Wales.  It’s delicious nostalgia for those who are old enough to have loved it first time round, but I expect Gen Z to be…

Yes to all of those. We loved Shetland seasons 1-5, but season 6 was weirdly unwatchable.

Mexican Coke = actual sugar. American Coke = corn syrup. No one buys Mercan full fat Coke if they can get the Mexican version.

People who wash chickens probably also wash eggs.

How is this different from every other show out there? No one has been wearing masks in scripted TV shows for the whole of 2021.  SVU did a couple of eps with masks, then stopped.  9-1-1 did the same.  TV shows show a reality that is alternate to the one viewers actually live in.  They all do it.

“Pro Life” to Republicans mean pro sending black people to jail for life, when a white person doing the same crime gets off with probation.

The Bro did indeed draw a very creditable man on a horse.  I was impressed.  He should stick to drawing horses and stop putting my dog’s upchuck in a plaster cast bowl.  I dry heaved just looking that that foamy mouth thing.

So Melania’s Christmas decor stylist/assistant really sucked donkey balls then? I honestly thought the Red Wedding murder trees were all her own work.

We Californians were having none of that Brock Turner shit.  I signed the recall petition for Persky - there was a line round the block, but it was worth the wait - and then joyfully voted for the actual recall.  Grudge avenged.  I don’t know what Turner is doing these days, but presumably he knows he won’t get a…

Yup. Just because one can, does not mean one should.