America’s Worst Couple is Shelton-Stefani?

I love the colour.  I don’t love the fabric-covered buttons, but at least they’re better than gold buttons with anchors on.  I’m kinda fussy about my buttons.

What do roofers, grocers and electrical contractors have against the infrastructure bill? I don’t get why they specifically would be disadvantaged by green energy, childcare, etc. Better internet would mean people ordering groceries online, which is good for grocers, no? Solar panels need roofs, they don’t replace…

I wouldn’t recognise a single “celebrity” Housewife if I my life depended on it.  I saw the header photo and thought it was Marjorie Taylor Greene.

YOU CAN BUY PRE-GRATED NUTMEG? Well I learned that today then. Why would anyone do that??

“Khloe is JV”?  What does that mean?  I googled it and nothing there made sense to me in the context of Kardashians on TV shows.

I don’t like the name “Garcelle”.  Garce, in French, means bitch.  Who names their baby girl “little bitch”??

I skipped my annual mammo last year; vaccination wasn’t a thing then, and I didn’t get a reminder, so I just skipped it. It was with trepidation that I just went last week; the tech said I’d get the letter with the results in 7-10 days. I got the letter a mere 3 days later, which scared the heck out of me. But it was…

I’m British, and up to 2001 had never visited the US. A friend was going there on holiday, and asked if I wanted anything particular brought back. I’d read about both, in books and magazines, so I asked for a twin pack of Hostess Twinkies, and a bar of Hershey’s. My friend brought back the goods. The unanimous verdict…

Celery is the only food flavour in the world that I’ve tried and can’t stand. Okra is the only food texture I can’t stand. “Slime that tastes like celery” sounds like an absolute winner :-(

You missed “male”.  The whole point of restrictive abortion legislation is to prove how much they hate women.

Boomer here. I love claw clips, butterfly clips, banana clips. I got my first professional haircut in a year after I got vaxxed, so now it’s not quite long enough for a clip. I spent the whole of 2020 in them though.

We like Impossible Burgers way more than Beyond. I either smush ‘em up to make a bolognese sauce, or I broil them in the oven. I like to flatten them with a rolling pin between sheets of waxed paper for a doner kebab kind of effect. I’ve also made meatballs out of them. I haven’t cooked or eaten real burgers in over…

Was Pink Floyd’s The Wall quoting Clapton then? I always thought it was about fascism in general, I had no idea it was Clapton in particular. I have been living under a rock.

Trader Joe’s balsamic glaze instead of runny balsamic vinegar. Don’t use too much, just a hint. And lots of basil.

An unattended swimming pool and twice the recommended dose of edibles sounds like a bad idea to me, but you do you.

He has a five year old daughter.  I hope he spends as little time with her as possible.  No little girl needs this in her life.  Also, he claims he’s put substance abuse behind him?  Yeah, right, Chet.

Nope. Four strikes = a week long time-out. Five strikes are needed for eternal banmnation.  But I’m sure she’ll be back in fine self-banning mode in approx seven and half days.

Why is the explainer only for old *white* men?  I don’t want Bill Cosby touching me anywhere either, thankyouverymuch.

Sounds like the sort of thing Piers Morgan would do?  Your description certainly fits him.