Your description reminds me of Tiny Attorney from Venture Brothers.

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions is just a simple, Southern, country lawyer who is not familiar with all the wily ways of them Yankee city folks that he’s been forced to work with. Sometimes they use “terms” and “words” that he, as an honest, Christian, Southern gentleman isn’t familiar with the meanings of and can…

An omission is still a lie. Let’s not mince words. Sessions was asked to name any dealings. By leaving it blank he says there were none. There were some, therefore the omission is the same as lying.

He’s a 70 year old man. He can’t be expected to remember every illicit meeting with representatives of a hostile foreign government.

Man, if I was a DC journalist I would be trolling him so hard on that.

“So as you can see, this bill wil-”
“Which bill, Mr Speaker...?”
“The, uh,cut, cut...” /sigh/ “...cut bill.”

What happened to “Cuts Cuts Cuts?” I was really looking forward to Paul Ryan trying not to sigh every time he had to say it.

I wonder if Trump will be charged as an adult when he gets indicted...

As Ta-Nehasi Coates was reminding people on twitter: 3/5s of a person was already a compromise. Missouri was a compromise. Lincoln’s election platform was a compromise. The road to the civil war was paved in compromises that never managed to be enough for the slaveholders of the south.

Let’s have an Indictment Advent Calendar. Every few days, we get to open a wonderful treat from Mueller Claus.

It’s not censorship when a PRIVATE COMPANY silences you. It’s only censorship when the government does it.

Take the time he posted it and review what was being broadcast on Fox for the preceding 20 minutes. The answer’s in there somewhere. It always is.

I am not particularly fond of Moore (for much the same reasons I’m not fond of many people who do what he does) but I would think twice before picking a fight with the man in public.

The picture with inept Jared is a nice touch. This is how it is done folks.

When a reality-TV star got elected to the highest office in the land, pop culture became politics and politics became pop culture. Try to keep up.

I saw the picture of him dressed as the Joker and thought “wow, his lipstick game is one point.” Dude’s got some skeletons (or at least some bones) in his closet.

He saw Kellyanne Conway’s insane inauguration day get-up and said, “Hold my beer!”

The people most proud of their race tend to be the worst examples of it.

I started to attempt to write some witty comment, but honestly this doesn’t even need a caption.

Didn’t the last big Nazi movement end with it’s leader taking cyanide under a bunker in Berlin?