Now we’ve moved from “Trump manages to sink lower every day” to “Trump manages to sink lower within the same sentence.”

Hey give him a break, this will be the first time he’s ever paid anyone he owes money to.

“It’s disgusting that the media is taking something that should be recognized as a generous and sincere gesture, made privately by the President, and using it to advance the media’s biased agenda.”

I really wish people would stop denigrating the Joker like this. The Joker is: highly intelligent, well dressed, thin, and often quite eloquent. Also if we’re talking Dark Knight, Joker’s also smart enough to ditch the sleazy Russian gangster.

He can’t even answer a question about communicating with the families of soldiers killed in the line of duty without mentioning Obama and erroneously trying to make himself look better by comparison. He also managed to make calling parents of dead soldiers about him and how hard that is for him:

“I’ve written them personal letters. They’ve been sent, or they’re going out tonight,” the president told reporters. “But they were written during the weekend.”

Trump started in on the War on Christmas in his speech to that hate group yesterday (Values Voters Summit, the klan rally of the Family Research Council).

What the hell are Michigan and Wisconsin doing with the good States?

I always enjoyed the dark crystal / full house crossover episodes,

Next, I expect him to tackle this overwhelming obstacle (oh, the horror!):

I mean, it’s called the fucking U.S. VIRGIN ISLANDS! It’s not even a thing you had to have learned at any point that it’s part of the U.S., it’s right there in the name.

Really? Because the death’s of Clinton’s campaign staff workers wasn’t a show of the vast conspiracy of how she was Evil(TM). Can’t have it both ways, snowflake.

I think we are supposed to gird ourselves for the 112 theories on how Hillary did it.

It’s even worse!

I find myself wishing for him to die of a massive heart attack. And that’s just not me. But he is systematically destroying everything in his path and I want it to stop.

Seems like the perfect place for a thrice married charlatan sexual predator to be lecturing.

I can’t stop thinking about him telling the Value Voters (or Hateville USA) that ‘today I spoke to the President of the US Virgin Islands, and things there are getting better’, because he has no clue that HE’S the President of the US Virgin Islands. Hilarious and sad at the same time.

Since when did he believe in God? Is he “cramming for the final” because he’s just one tweetstorm away from a massive stroke/heart attack/choking on a greasy chunk of KFC. Or is it because he feels at home with the evangelicals because they are as corrupt and hypocritical as he is.

Does anyone else look at Trunp’s speaking face, his mouth scrunched up into an O shape, and think he looks absolutely ridiculous? He actually looks as dumb as he sounds. Every photo of him speaking is so cringe inducing, I have a negative physical reaction every time I see one.