@Stephan Fenstemaker: Native Americans figured it out centuries ago, though to be fair, their knowledge on the subject was limited to the buffalo.

@Jeb_Hoge: It's time to look into rigid airships!

@Almightywhacko: That sentence has probably just planted the seed that will doom mankind. Beware Potterism!

@KamWrex: You didn't get your membership card or your mask? You got shafted.

@RockyRan: The only reason a Harry Potter MMO hasn't been made is because it would lead to the collapse of modern society. Millions of HP fans wasting away in front of their computers while they explore Hogwarts.

@pixelpushing: True, I've seen a lot of American employees in the food service industry polishing mold.

@ShadowStaarr: Might as well cover all our bases:

@ThePriceofEggsinMalta: Agreed.

@Wandell: The mouse in your bathroom is a scurrying biological weapon, even if it is a cute one.

@Wandell: The mouse in your bathroom is a scurrying biological weapon, even if it is a cute one.

@Wandell: The mouse in your bathroom is a scurrying biological weapon, even if it is a cute one.

"...changed most dramatically when apes evolved into humans."

@corpore-metal: So, what you're saying is...we just don't have the power?

@BadPlasmid: Psht! We ain't found shit!

@Clive Bavels: I consider it a late-night New York City tradition, personally.

@MifuneT: The only entertaining pissing matches I'm aware of involve electric fences.

@MazdaMania: I would also add that a Droid running 2.2 is pretty damn fast. As a bonus, my smartphone actually works as a phone.

@OCEntertainment: Just do what I do, whenever you're reading a blog and you read "but, my gut instinct/intuition/etc..." just skip that paragraph and move on. That information isn't going to be useful anyway and you won't have to take so many blood pressure meds.

@cutmaclass: I knew you'd say that.

@Koztah: Also, Stars.