@Josh: LaN SuPpOrT

@Quilt:

@Alluvian: You're reading them right now, aren't you?

@Pook365: ha, wood it indeed.

@orphic1: I laughed and then I cried.

@wanion: Nothing will help reconcile the existence of Dane Cook.

@SkelatorDan: Also no magnetic fields, so we'd all die from solar bombardment. Luckily, that would also help whisk away the atmosphere and (over time) remove all the water from the planet. We'd become Mars 2.0, basically.

@Literatilisa: So is 'teen' the appropriate term at 16, or is that equally insulting? Is there a collective term for "You're not a child anymore but, you still can't make rational decisions and here's the keys to my car."?

It looks silly but, you'll be glad you follow current fashions the next time you run into Mel Gibson.

@aimeeg: [xkcd.com]

@PhillyLass: Unless it's a charity group involving swimming. Because Pants over your swimsuit is weird.

@Justine: Though I wonder if a superhero gym would be subject to the same kind of inherent shame about body image. I mean, there's no way you're going to match up to Superman on the bench press. Watching him hoist a building while you're pressing a Toyota Corolla has got to be a hit to the ego.

@Aidan_ Is: The Electric Napoleon: Exactly! How is the jacket and pants doing anything except getting in the way? She's already super-tough, the only thing the extra leather is going to do is get ripped to shreds...a lot.

@Justine: It bothered me for a long time as well until I realized that, regardless of muscle mass, someone like Wonder Woman is just flat out super-strong. If she worked out a lot, she'd be super-stronger but, she'd have to find a lot of time to lift train-cars and cement trucks. I mean, if you could already lift a…

@monkey_biz: That would be true if you or I were going to become superheros. One of the advantages of being invincible is that you can dress for comfort and mobility. Assuming superheros were based in reality and not insane, my guess is that most would opt for a stylish unitard (yes, that is an oxymoron.) in the end.

@orionx3000: The cartoon was actually very good. It wasn't Shakespeare or anything but, it was entertaining and honest; which is pretty rare in kids' TV.

@Definer-not-defined: It really does seem like this movie(and quite a few others...) got cut up and rearranged via the "blockbuster formula" which seemed to be about as effective and using Google translate on the Torah.

@TnOdyssey001: Let's also not forget that the TV show was infinitely watchable and the movie is not. I don't care what the target audience is, bad work is bad work.

@EdgarJPublius: Agreed. Though I would point out that we currently produce enough food to feed the world close to one-and-a-half times over. We just suck at distribution.

@zaxwashere: 48 hours, are you joking?