yess exactly. Plus it’s got a bit of a post apocalyptic ballerina vibe, and I think that may be my aesthetic in the years to come.

I would love it if Jez kept a running stream of bills currently looking for approval, so we could all call together daily about the same subject.

You know who was my favorite speaker at the Women’s March? A man, one who used to annoy the hell out of me. Michael Moore. He kept it simple: he provided the number we call to voice concerns to our representatives. Then he told us: call every day. Put it in your schedule along with brushing your teeth and showing up…

He’d have a rage stroke.

Kellyanne Conway, “President Trump is having the jellybeans audited, he will release the finding when the audit is done, it is the lying media that only cares about the jellybean count.”

“How white bread can you get?”

I would def wear this to my illegal abortion.

Ten bucks to the first reporter to bring Dippin Dots to a press conference.

Seems as if the designer consulted a twelve-year-old boy about the styles you mentioned, “so, can the boobs just be, like, out?” “Absolutely brilliant, Billy.”

I feel like my boobs would just slide right out the bottom.

I would counter that the more depressing reality is, the more people want an escape into fantasy. So excuse me while I wear a pink ballgown eating baked beans in my bomb shelter.

It looks like about a third of these styles are not even trying to cover the breasts. First, covering your breasts so you can go outside without being harassed/arrested is a pretty basic function of clothes, yes? And second, that’s pretty creepy. I’m not seeing the point here.

I’ll add that the third style can be found at any flea market or boardwalk stall for about $19. There’s some aging hippie chick beading and feathering her fingers to the bone saying, “What the fuck, man, I’ve been making that top since 1979.”

But lying about it repeatedly, in person and via surrogate, puts the new president’s priorities and lack of perspective in context. He could have gone high and not addressed it at all, or he could have been petty but accurate and pointed out the enormous crowds he drew during his campaign. (He could even have said…

But that’s what makes it great. It is petty, but people are only focusing on it so much because HE cares so much.

Can we just call it what it is? Propaganda. Aimed at deluding or frustrating an already divided public.

How nice would it have been to have woken up today with an alternative President instead?

Meanwhile, Kellyanne Conway is busy calling Spicer’s press conference lies “alternative facts”.