I'll just stay over here with the art nerds then.

Jezebel, stop trying to make fetch "thirsty" happen. You don't sound cool, you sound...what's a good way to say it? Desperate for attention and validation.

Same. What happened to feminism? This ain't it. This boobs.

I made a point of looking up a dubious claim on the Internet and then sharing that it was wrong and I had an earful on and off for days over it. Not that she was wrong but that I did not trust her on her word. *grin*

Plus then you have to pick up the business end of that fork with your hands, which have been who knows where and then everyone eats your hand-germs afterwards.

Easier?

you, sir/madam, underestimate my laziness.

Mugs. Mugs everywhere. Except for in the dishwasher!

There's no pattern for I eat 12 tiny bowls of granola a day and my girlfriend gets a glass of something drinks it all, puts the glass down wherever she is at that moment and then forgets about it so next time she has to get another glass and by the end of the day there are no more glasses and we have to conduct a room…

I remember Gena Davis investigated the percentage of female directors around the world in 2014.

He is a lot more hurt about his divorce from Dita than he lets on. But he cheated with lots of barely legal girls and she took the cats and left on Christmas. Wonder how long this photographer will last? The rest of the interview is pure hype. Meah.

I had no idea he was close friends with Johnny Depp, but now I'm like... "Yup, makes sense."

Yup. And it's pretty funny that he compares himself to a high schooler that "the girls want to fuck." No dude. We don't. And you're old. If Johnny also thinks of himself the same way, they should be ashamed of themselves.

I totally buy that certain celebrities get trapped at the age they became famous at, because no one makes them grow up. Life challenges the rest of us and we realize that what we thought was cool behavior is just assholery. But if you're in that celebrity bubble and nobody tells you you're wrong you end up as a 45…

bad performance art.

I worked at the Virgin Megastore in the 90's when he released his book and did an in-store and he was actually very polite and kind to everyone. Like, he was only supposed to sign like fifty books, but he made sure that he stayed several hours past his scheduled time so that every single fan that showed up got to see…

He and Johnny Depp are entering the era many men do in their 40's. The alcohol has taken it's toll and your body can't handle it anymore. What was once cute or interesting now comes across as brain damage.

"We like to consider ourselves 12th-graders, the guys with more experience than the ninth-graders, the ones that the girls want to fuck. I mean, time and age are really irrelevant to me. Johnny is the same way. Sometimes, I think I'm trapped in the age that I started this. I'm trapped at 23."

Haha. I love the cut to the cat lying down curled up. That cat is like "Yeah I'm just gonna nap now, LMK when you're done with this futile enterprise."