Everything about this is disappointing. Even Meryl Streep... I mean, she looks more like a day-player in 'The Hunger Games.'

• Tina Fey shared some lovely words about the recently departed Jan Hooks:...Jan deserved a big movie career, certainly as big as Rob Schneider's fucking [career].

Jan deserved a big movie career, certainly as big as Rob Schneider's fucking [career].

I was watching a cosmetic surgery show once , the woman was getting liposuction, skin removal and breast implants all at the same time and they had her whole torso cut open. Nipple sliced half off for implantation. And they blurred the half sliced off nipple. mutilated body ok, but don't show that nipple

Koko named the cat! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Ball

I watched a documentary on Koko and the other gorilla who could sign (who's name escapes me) and when Kok's cat All Ball died, she cried. Like, break your heart cried. I believe that Koko watched Robin Williams movies before she met him. I think I remember from the video she had the VHS and pointed back and forth from…

Yeah, his involvement in all of this does not bode well. He's a professional creep.

This Julian Serrano is really good at twerking. Carry on, sir and madam!

If any of you haven't clicked the bottom video yet, DO.

As the child of someone with severe mental illness… they can sound pretty coherent a lot of the time. My mother used her voice to tell me when I was about six that I was the product of rape. By the time I was 15 it was up to three men gang raping her when I was conceived.

Given that Bynes also stated that the microchip in her brain made her accuse her father of molestation, I'd say that it'd probably be prudent to remember that she is very unwell and that those accusations are not coming from someone who appears to have a strong grasp on reality right now. She may indeed have been…

You thought "@amandabynes: My dad never did any of those things The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he's the one that ordered them to microchip me" was a coherent tweet?

This was not my proudest moment, but when I got dumped by a guy who had sworn eternal love just long enough to hook me and then stomp on my heart, I called a florist, had them cut the heads off a dozen long-stemmed roses and deliver the wrapped-with-a-ribbon box of stems to the asshole during a long business meeting…

I did love the bit of Spike complaining "that gloryhound has done more damage to vampires than any Slayer! His story gets out and everyone knows about us, how to kill us, the mirror bit!"

Aw, I loved Buffy's treatment of Dracula. I think that's one of my top 20 episodes. Since that was a funny episode, I think it should fall under the "no comedies" rule.

Wheeeee!

Thank you for articulating what I failed to. Serious compliment.

It's a combination of the centuries-old tradition of imposing a socially-constructed idea of hypersexualization onto Black women (often to justify rape at the hands of white men) and that Serena's body both draws more attention than most tennis players by virtue of how it combines curvaciousness with strength…