Apology accepted. No worries, the family is - solar power and the a/c is set to 84 on the bad days.

People have always asked me how I got my nephew to eat anything when we're out at restaurants since he was two. There was always this look of fear when I'd go into a new place with him when he was a toddler and we'd be told there's no children's menu.. and then after we ordered and he'd eat what I was eating, they'd…

Uh, no. It's been in the high nineties and the hundreds for the past month. Not all parts of California are a constant 70-80 degrees.

A great time to put in drought resistant plants and not grass! Cactus, small shrubs and other fauna can make a pretty yard and not require all the watering a lawn does.

There was a bit of confusion recently because my nephew has our family name, not his fathers - being that his father hasn't been involved in his life at all until the past year, and his family has kept contact, but it's mostly phone and holiday gifts. I didn't question it, his mum and my family has been the one that's…

Watched it with the nephew for the first time in years - my god it's a mess, but I still love it.

Can't help it, I love this movie.

It really was the best episode so far of this season and Eric & Pam's flashbacks made it all the better.

Oh god, that's my fear right there, giant fucking insects. I'll take snakes, thank you.

Caligula.

Alright, I'll admit it. I wanted to see what happened next after Alien Resurrection. It's the first time in the series we get back to Earth...

"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed."

It's Marky Mark and the Monkey Bunch!

Who ever designed this outfit doesn't realize how boobs move, and has never had larger breasts. I know, I'm bringing reality into play here, but once she starts flying/fighting/any sort of upper body movement and out come the boobies, escaping from the flimsy shelf push up bra and the tit window like a cat running…

*shakes fist at Sovereign* I kicked your ass, you metal cuttlefish bastard!

Dogs like cabbage. One of ours stole a cabbage out of the trunk of the car as groceries were being unloaded... instead of steak and beef which was in the bag next to it.

Yeah. I don't think I would've held back on that one. All control goes out the window if pain's involved... and sonofbitch that had to hurt.

Worst experience I've had was some happy bouncing physician's assistant who told me to cheer up, the cuts on my arms only needed a few stitches and everything would be right in the morning... and what I really needed to do was think positive, read inspirational quotes online and get a boyfriend.

Personally, I feel that all these anti-vaxxers need to take a trip to Africa, Asia or the Phillipines where measles is still a major health problem for children. Step out of their privileged first world protection, and see what happens when children are not immunized.