and more baby oil. the baby oil is the best part!

If he was bathed, shirtless/oil covered and sprawled out in front of a fireplace with a “Come f-me” look on his face, maybe I would have bought that magazine...

yeah, you would never see a guy set up like that. Take this guy, it doesn’t even look like he took a bath and it’s shot in some field that is a bit more appropriate for his sport (but maybe I missed the throne in tennis?)

OMG, yes. a little hard butt goes a long way. It seems like the upper thigh/bum of an athletic guy is like the bottom-boob shot - a real no-go zone. But why?!?!

this video changed my life (seriously), I keep avoiding christmas baking but want to get into it!

Seriously, a friend that talks like that could get annoying.

I wish for consistency - like if it’s a guy that’s chosen as athlete of the year, he should also be semi-clothed and lathered in baby oil.

my thoughts exactly. I saw it as a big f-off to men that treat women like babies, a way to show how ridiculous the sentiment is.

French ;)

that is comment perfection

It makes her look old, SO OLD.

I am really disappointed.

Golden!

A comment fairy, can you ungrey angel barta?! Fingers crossed.

I am going to wake up to that image, I think.

Well said, well said.

I love highwaisted! also clothes and jewellery. Maybe when I’m 40, I’ll gift myself something. I have a colleague that got a super super hot sexy tattoo.

I didn’t mean to imply they were on the same level, they are just my body modification wish list. I wish I had appreciated myself when I was younger, ah!

My grandmother fell off a ladder onto a paint tray once - it cut her stomach open and when they closed it up, they removed her belly button. When she went senile, I have to admit that it was hilarious when she’d look at me all pissed and say “WHERE IS IT?” like I took it in the night.

I never really thought about my nose until I had a pregnancy photo shoot (I am totally one of those people). I was all “make my hub take his shirt off because I think that shit is hot” and the photog was all “it’s so great that you are so attracted to each other! you both have really strong features! Like just look at…