I never really thought about my nose until I had a pregnancy photo shoot (I am totally one of those people). I was all “make my hub take his shirt off because I think that shit is hot” and the photog was all “it’s so great that you are so attracted to each other! you both have really strong features! Like just look at…

Yes, join the botox cult OR ELSE

I think lipo is something that has an ongoing cost - like to benefit from it, you actually have to invest in keeping stuff off. I want something that takes off the chocolate bars and leaves them off forever (yet still gives me the choice to eat them whenever I want).

I wish I had convos like this in real life.

I don’t care what other people think! I only do this shit for me - I spent a lot of time/money on hair removal. Being a red head, I had some luck with laser but more luck with electrolysis. That said, I use luck lightly - I did treatments for years and years with limited results. So while it liberated my attitudes…

I learned a second language as an adult, hardest thing I’ve ever done.

Tijuana! hahahahaha

good point! thanks for the advice, you’ve given me food for thought.

I think my number one challenge would be how cheap I am. I just feel like one shouldn’t go all low budget on stuff that you put in your face. And then there’s the logistics - like how do you even find out who is good? This is not something my friends ever talk about, we barely talk about hair removal. But really, I’d…

hahaha! This reminds me of when I went to visit my best friend from high school who had just had a baby. I live far away so it was a hike - when I got there, I was holding the baby when her sister asked, “So, what do you think of her tits now?!” I must have looked surprised because she said, “Like the baby, they are…

I saw it once and there was this woman that had a botched tummy tuck. She could stick her fingers in these weird holes along her incision. Even thinking about it makes me want to throw up a little.

(Tldr: Jane, you are still hot)

After I had a baby, I felt very Mom-ish. Very Not Sexy. Everything seemed to change - my hair, my face, my feet, where I got chubby. I felt like a fat, dumpy mom. I kept thinking I needed to up my game somehow, make myself feel appealing. So when I went back to work, I had someone help me with my wardrobe and that was…

I keep thinking I want botox! and other types of plastic surgery! I was trying on clothes one day and listening to all these ladies discuss tummy tucks and liposuction like it was nothing, I was super impressed. I found myself thinking, “If they can do it, I can do it!” and then one day I was in a doctors office and…

And a re-grown hymen!

Ah, so true! And usually the calculators realtors have suck! I know my city has an active calculator that you can use to figure out what your taxes will be, that’s what I used :)

Are her shoes fuzzy? Trump should be calling out those wigs. This needs to be a gif and it needs to be used everywhere. So if there are candles and she walks by in those shoes, is there a fire hazard? I have so many questions. That toilet is literally on a stage. Is it in front of the bed? Because that would really…

So real question - when is it no longer appropriate to change in front of your kids?

I was going to make a Josh joke here but I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. I’m happy to go low but I can’t go that low! I feel good knowing I have some standards.

A trick that worked well for me was to estimate what kind of mortgage size I could afford and then created a budget for how that would feel to see if I could live on what would be left of my salary. As my potential mortgage payment was higher than my rent, I took the difference and saved it. I also did the double up…