I love firemen.

Or go where people with small children live; my son was double fisting the candy on hand out and too excited to notice if he had already given candy to someone.

Smart cars for stupid people. That's their tag line, right?

Librarians.

This.is.fucking.gross.

Just shut up is great advice.

I love meetings! Just had one the other day with my boss on my performance, it was amazing. Who doesn’t want to discuss “how they are doing” and how it “aligns with priorities”.

Yes. You just need a few “oh gods!” And shrieking children to round out the comparison.

My dad used my dying grandmother to try and force contact, in the end I had to walk away. I decided my grandmother would understand and I did what I had to do to protect myself. One day at a time, you will get through this.

Well said! I've been no contact for 7 years!

I lov you people.

This made my whole fucking day, brings new meaning to ‘I shaved for you!’

This was awesome.

I hope for this in our futures.

I was also thinking of the farting.

With bacon and tons of stylized pictures posted to #baconicedream on Instagram and wherever else we can whore ourselves. Only challenge: even tho I'm a librarian, I look like a frumpy mom. I'd need a stand-in for my over shopped pictures.

I totally used it at work today. A great, “fuck everything” expression.

Had to add: https://m.youtube.com/results?q=gian…

Yes and I swear to god that the channels get millions and millions of hits. Check out Disney Toy Collector. People here hate on Jenna Marbles but she ain’t got nothing on the low rent parent videos of children opening eggs with hundreds of dollars in merch every week. At least her videos say something and require…

At the grocery store, he was being really obnoxious so I leaned over to talk to him. “What are you doing?” I asked. “Mom,” he said. “I’m being a stinker. Now take a deep breath and count to ten.” He then showed me how before running off down an aisle. At least he's trying to teach me coping strategies.