I come for adult prom. I like it when they flash their girdles or look really uncomfortable.

My fam sticks to Netflix and live a commercial-free life. Recently, my three-year old was watching cable at a friends and one came on. He started hollering about the show being broken so I explained it was a commercial. Now every time something gets on his nerves and he has to wait, I hear him say (under his breath),…

Fuck these people. I’m gonna make some hot cocoa, eat some fantastic caramel wafer cookie things I found in an Italian grocer and watch hoarders on Netflix. I pray to the tiny house people that my kids will never know real tv and subject me to awards shows. Look forward to looking at the dress post tho...

I proposed and was shot down. I asked him very seriously to elope with me to city hall in montreal after I graduated (and when our families were conveniently all together) over a romantic dinner. He told me no. So I asked his over breakfast a couple of months later, when we were both pathetically unemployed and unsure…

I just don't like her. I don't know why.

I'm on year 7, I still feel proud of myself:)

Kind words, thank you. When I went nc, I lost almost my entire family in the process. Devastating is an understatement but I'm so much happier. It's crazy to think about the hold our parents have over our lives.

I call us an island, too! Thanks for the message, it is a weird feeling when they try to get in contact. Also hard to talk about as most people don't really get it.

I hope she is for the same reason. Oooooh!

The other day, two of my mom friends and I walked by a movie theatre and decided to walk in to see what was playing. Once inside, we couldn’t figure out how to find out about what was on or even identify how many screens were available. We just stood there, in the door, awkwardly looking around. We saw the booth…

My mom had a serious hang up on height.whatever it is, close minded people always get revealed.

It’s been a long week. I’m strict no contact with the parentals; my mom sent me an email on Mother’s Day (also my dad’s birthday) and congratulated me on my (3 year old) kid that she previously didn’t know about. I didn’t respond and erased the message. So yeah, Mother’s Day. Made it through another one! Please share…

I'm no contact with my parents and today is my dads 60th birthday! Woohoo, Mother's Day, too. Who could ask for anything more?

I love the

Woohoo, I'm also at six years no contact! We should have an online party to celebrate.

May is borderline personality awareness month and Mother’s Day!

I've stated before and I'll state it again. Fake registries of stuff you already have is awesome. You tick off what you already have as purchased (like towels, dishes), people know what you like so if they want to get you something they can at least coordinate. If people get you a duplicate, you return it and get gift…

This reminded me that Lindy West is gone. I'm so old.

I appreciate this comment the most. I was thinking to myself that this story just escalated in gross, I was missing out on the truly golden details.

I googled to find a picture and it just made me depressed. I was blissfully unaware of the crazy that follows James Holmes.