May is borderline personality awareness month and Mother’s Day!

I've stated before and I'll state it again. Fake registries of stuff you already have is awesome. You tick off what you already have as purchased (like towels, dishes), people know what you like so if they want to get you something they can at least coordinate. If people get you a duplicate, you return it and get gift…

This reminded me that Lindy West is gone. I'm so old.

I appreciate this comment the most. I was thinking to myself that this story just escalated in gross, I was missing out on the truly golden details.

I googled to find a picture and it just made me depressed. I was blissfully unaware of the crazy that follows James Holmes.

I must be old because i only recognize that crazy shooter guy and the pop-star baby lady. She's not getting carried about here tho so maybe I have her confused with someone else.

He really wants you to notice the abs, obviously.

what about kids? Can't crate those.

ahhhh, so cute.

he is so genuinely adorable, gives dads a good rep. Whenever I get my son dressed and he huffs about putting his pants on, I tell him "Obama puts his pants on one leg at a time! Just like you!" My son is three. Also canadian.

seriously, such an Obama fan girl.

You can create an auto fill on this: "Dudes in (insert female dominated field) Make More Money (and get more promotional opportunities) Than Woman". Helpful examples for future publication: any job, just pick one. Any role in education; like teacher/librarian is a good one.

good for you! I quit a shitty boss recently and I made sure everyone considering working for her knew that she was a terrible person.

he probably has some gross stacks fetish thing going on and is dating some passive girl (fits the stereotype).

and don't forget the perverts. Every library has their collection of weirdos.

don't forget tattoos!

That is romantic! Very jinx of you. I wish I could star a hundred times.

I'm sending this to my husband just to make him wonder. Afterwards, I'm sending it to som e of his bachelor friends to stress them out.

this is amazing and should be featured by make magazine

I have a three-year-old and he is obsessed with hockey. We have never watched it and are generally trying to be supportive of what he likes. He has never seen a hockey game (live or on tv) but knows all about it thanks to the influence if other kids from daycare. He started skating lessons this year and I was…