he's discovered my hate-reading duggar blog habit sooooo I think I'm out in the cold tonight.

And I will drink to not having the parents you want! Or need, even.

I'm going to steal candy from my small child and hide from the cold Canadian winter.

I need to follow you and live vicariously through your experiences.

plus I'd like to gain a little weight and age badly. Maybe have another kid, who knows? Work more, play less. You know, realistic stuff. Anyone else have any New Years resolutions?

I'm nasty sick but my husband looks like Mark Ruffalo so I hope to convince him to serve me hot drinks, fetch shit for me, listen to me bitch and hopefully pay me some random compliments (like how amazing and hot I am, even while sick. It's New Years! He knows to lie and lie good.) I just told him it was New Years and…

good for you! I'm nc with my narc/bpd family; boundaries are hard to set with them. I wish you the best of luck!!

reminds me of that dancer who did burlesque to roar. She's making Hawaii work for her; I hope you can, too. Good luck!

iPhone? My ipad autocorrects in the dumbest ways. Fuck you, Apple. Fuck you.

you are my favorite, mark. You got game! iPhone time reader/lurker. Sick with the flu this week and finally decided to crawl out of my hermit shell. Looking forward to crawling back into said shell in the new year when I return to my day job and can only read this place via my phone!

he has great hair.

my hub is now recalling how "awesome" the cave bathroom was. Obviously should have done a predemo video tour for the memories.

I'm glad he pouted out where the actual toilet is because I thought he walked into the owners office to take a dump.

I used to have a bathroom in my basement that had a swinging stall door on it...it was dark and tiny but all visiting male guests loved it (?!) I called it our camp bathroom (like camp ground). It was so satisfying to demo it.

I guess I'm just emotionally stunted.

I have the same handle on twitter! I don't twit often tho.

oh man. My sons favourite colour is pink. Obviously I just imagined my hub doing this with my tweezers.

so we are in agreement here, right? He is plucking with someone else's tweezers! That ups the gross-out significantly.

What I can't get over is that THOSE TWEEZERS ARE NOT HIS. No man owns pink tweezers. Ahhhhhhhh! I bet he just rinses them and tucks them back into the cabinet.

Ah, zesty public librarians, I envy you.