you should name him bob. Short for bob cat.

Related: a few years ago, my father-in-law was living in an assisted care home. We asked him what he wanted for Christmas and he said the Mach3 razor. He got so excited mentioning it, I can't even tell you. So we went to a drug store and were looking at them, my hub said, "Damn! These are nicer then what I use! Let's…

They nicknamed me the green monster after that. My mom has borderline personality disorder and my dad is a full blown narcissist. Thank god for therapy, they aren't in my life anymore (you can imagine my life is full of these kinds of stories!).

they nailed it, it's true.

wow, just wow.

yeah, I find the avoidance of looking at lists is usually a cop out by people who are either too lazy or want to project what they think you should want on to you.

that's a different kind of conversation...sometimes moms can't see when their kids might need a little help

her niece. I totally agree!

My sis-in-law also told my niece (who was 5 or 6 at the time) that she had a lifetime of hair removal ahead of given her "complexion", I just about died.

never can win, it seems. I told my hub he'd either have to learn to read minds or accept a not-so-subtle hint.

I never wanted kids but am glad I took the jump. It's a good thing to talk about and important to be honest! It's weird to admit but I'm glad I started out not wanting kids and having a partner that really fought to change my mind. Anything worth having is worth fighting for ;) I think it made me a better parent to…

I actually have a pinterest board called "hint, hint"

Am I the only person that thinks it's hilarious she edited the kiddo out? Kids just ruin pictures, people!

You forgot:

I also grew up with hippy children. The original trolls!

I don't remember when I learned about Santa, I just knew to never, ever disclose the truth. My parents told us firmly that Santa bring rotten potatoes for bad kids and Nothing At All for non-believers. Santa doesn't like skeptics! My siblings and I will still openly declare ourselves avid believers. Highly effective…

I misread your description and thought you wrote "he was the trolly kind" (of Christian). Like a duggar! And I was all, fuck yeah! What a great description! A Christmas-ruining Christian troll!

Generational differences are interesting. I like it but it does throw family planning for a bit of a loop.

This is awesome.

my thoughts exactly...