Actually just found out that I’m descended from a long line of Norwegians. Which may explain why I’ve never experienced problems with lactose tolerance. But... I still think that insisting that milk is a required part of someone’s lunch. Also, milk is gross. Drink your cow tit squeezings and enjoy life. More power to…

Again, not saying that people in general who are not lactose intolerant can’t eat dairy products... I’m stating the obvious that saying that milk is a REQUIRED part of anyone’s lunch is stupid at best.

I’ll stop when I look in the mirror and see a cow.

Busted!

Ahhhhh, the neighborhood candy lady.

The point where they insist on cow’s milk, they lost me.

In 2002, I bought a used 96 Riviera (holla!) from a small dealer. I took it to a local mechanic in the same city as the dealer and they assured me the car was in great shape. So I paid the dealer and left.

She is totally channeling some Cher right there... did I just verify that I’m older than time?

Who the hell is cutting onions so close to my face???

Jia- But tell me how you REALLY feel.

I am biracial and identify as black. My ancestor’s on my “white” side of the family owned slaves. Do I feel bad about slavery in general? Hellz yes. Does the legacy and ramifications of slavery affect us black folks today? Yes and it sucks balls. Do I feel responsible for slavery because I am descended from slave…

*dead*

One of my favorite Maury quotes (not from this article) was when he was told by a friend that he wouldn’t do “that” type of show for a million dollars a year.

“...because he hates when things blow early.”

I went to a local mechanic bc my engine light had come on. I sit in their lobby for THREE hours for them to come out and tell me I need a whole new transmission and was quoted $3000. I paid them $150 for the pleasure of telling me I needed a new transmission. I was surprised that the engine light also covered issues…

Why do I find it hilarious that the pit bull is just as shocked at the bunny thievery as the baby?

I want to know what numnut management asshole decided that the customer must be pacified and given whatever they want when they act likes pure-T assholes.

This will only make me happy if someone can find me a picture of Matthew Knowles, sitting in a fast food restaurant, staring at the TMZ website on a flip phone, hoping they don't kick him out of said fast food restaurant for using the free wifi for hours on end.

I know that’s right! I did go home many times and cry about that shit job but I definitely was not going to do that at work!!!

I was told in my first annual review that I wasn’t emotional enough. So that meant I “didn’t care enough” about the job. Was called “The Ice Queen” by another salesman.