Obscured By Clouds is my favorite hangover album.

I assume this episode was shot on location in Tehama County in early September

The phaaaaaaantom of the polling place is here

Malkovich?

You’re wasting your time, Fortnite. Gamers had no honor in gaming, they have no honor in life.

That one family member of yours who uses baptisms as a vehicle for his Vito Corleone impersonation approves of this. 

Trader Joes is the Radio Shack of grocery stores

Negativland was doing this when I was but a wee lad. 

I assume the mayor in Jaws received like 40% of the vote but his opposition was split evenly between two other candidates.

The only Sesame Street entry to this list should be the 2 guys building a billboard of a railroad tunnel....AND THEN A REAL FUCKING TRAIN MAGICALLY COMES OUT OF IT AAAARGH

Coal rolling is an excellent, safe method of showing your displeasure with a Prius driver on the road (as opposed to saying it to his face)

“Immigrants are trying to bring sharia law into this country”

Thank you for keeping Deadspin’s noble pursuits going

In the beginning God made the light. Shortly thereafter God made three big mistakes. The first mistake was called man, the second mistake was called woman and the third mistake was the invention of the poodle.

Documentary me please, Netflix

At least we have the 259th season of the Walking Dead to look forward to

Pom-Pom by Ariel Pink shoud’ve been on this list

What should replace the milk in milk milk lemonade round the corner fudge is made?

why would you waste that play against the bengals

There once was a girl from Hoboken
Who claimed that her cherry was broken
From riding a bike
Down a cobblestone pike
(But truly ‘twas broken from pokin’)