I’d stab Better Call Saul in the face if it’d bring back Lodge 49. And I like Better Call Saul!

And I mean this in all sincerity.

Trump really needs to be careful though because the some in the GOP will only be quiet for so long.  

What might not suck: They opened a sensory room at Lincoln for for fans with autism and other sensory issues who need to take a break without having to exit the stadium. I know we are supposed to be dragging them but Swoop has headphones on and that’s fucking adorable.

“Hi, I’d like to report a murder.

Very classy

That’s not what I was expecting John Rocker’s kid to look like

the supply from this particular artist has decreased since his execution

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

Finally the Obamas, Clintons and Soroses will answer for their crimes.

You should demand a full refund of your AV Club subscription. Don’t settle for prorated, get 100% of it. 

It came out when I was 4. First movie I ever saw in a theater. This is my shit. Star Wars is my motherfuckin’ SHIT. 

It’s nice to know that even in the zombie apocalypse, the South still completely loses its shit in a snowstorm.

I can’t be the only one relieved not to find myself in there.

I was still blown away that some unnamed AFC team was asking prospects, “If required, are you willing to claim that you were, in fact, misidentified as a 77 year old white male, who was spotted frequently at a specific massage parlor?”

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

Smart of them to add this at the height of Pokemon Go’s popularity.

“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager

*snap* *snap* *snap* loses fingers to frostbite

oh man, this guy is going to be soooo pissed when he sees the new Zatarain’s logo