Christ I assumed he died in 2004 or something

When my kids were preschool age they preferred Yo Gabba Gabba

I assume Maya is going to steal the show for a third straight season.

Can someone please check on Kato Kaelin

Per Bills Twitter every Allen INT was the receiver’s fault.

I’d love to visit but I’d probably get lost trying to find the clitoris exhibit.

Do we know the dildo over/under for next Sunday?

Had that tie.

It feels like boomers are going to be president for the next 75 years 

This league is 31 Ned Starks and 1 Tywin Lannister.

“The queen, the Vatican, the Rothchilds, the Gettys and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up”

Best brother-on-brother matchup ever:

I was 8 and had a brain fart and touched the soccer ball in the penalty area which resulted in a PK goal. Luckily my team bailed me out by losing by more than 1

Drew, I think you need to postpone WYTS: Indianapolis for a week. Remember Paul Tagliabue’s decision to reschedule all NFL games after 9/11, and honestly what is this if it isn’t Indianapolis’s 9/11

Here’s where I remind everyone that my wife voted for Gary Johnson because chemtrails

Schneider’s character was hilarious the first time I saw him.  He reminded me of Eric Idle’s “nudge nudge” character - one of those irritating people you meet every day.  It suffered by SNL milking the ever-loving fuck out of it.

If only they’d gotten eleven more safeties

I’m just relieved that my shower fap isn’t the high point of most of my days.

“Don’t blame me.  I voted for Jill Stein”