It’s not a complete Trump-era story arc until CNN runs a story about the tribal elder’s “dark past”

I created a ringtone for my 13-year-old over the weekend and it was the “house building” music from RDR2 so for one brief shining moment I was a cool Dad again

R. Kelly should just repeat what Steve King said verbatim but replace “white supremecist” with “pedophile”. 

Your friendly reminder that 53% of white women voted for Trump

Spicy take: Sue Johansson > Dr. Ruth

I was appalled by the brutal crackdown of protesters at Tiananmen Square so apparently I hate all Asians I guess

I’m gonna pencil NE as the AFC champ right now

Sebby could’ve kicked it better with his non-dominant foot.

Dude must hacky sack or something. 

I’d add Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks to the list. Easily his best since he left Pavement

“28 years ago” should still refer to the 70's, god dammit. 

Get better soon bruh. 

Please let there be a Spanish-language  commentary of that play. 

River plate supporter smuggling flares into the stadium by taping them to his kid daughter, as one does.  https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.marca.com/en/football/international-football/2018/11/24/5bf9a228268e3efc348b468e.html

The mafia was too busy watching the Sabres beat PGH after being down 4-1

I will never get tired of the “Stop quoting your dad’s law commercials” running gag tho.

They attempted a FG down 31-0? NOTEBOOK TIME. 

Chris Collins won NY27 despite being arrested for insider trading. How stupid can those voters be

My family goes though lightning cables at the same rate as cartons of milk. Five Below is a godsend.