He is a nice guy. I’m racked with guilt for that time I yelled “HEY YOU GUYYYYYS!” as he was leaving the penalty box. Shitty thing of me to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IssR_J0QWr4

A pickle is only a cucumber if it makes your cat jump 4 feet in the air.

Nathan Peterman’s last album received a 7.7 from Pitchfork

I can’t figure out how to blame-the-victim in this one but that's never been in my skill set  

OL? We don’t need no stinkin’ OL!

I once broke my wrist from falling backwards - from trying to Moonwalk at a wedding reception

Definitely click on that linked USA Today article and read the comments.  It’ll brighten your day.

Also, Ybor City almost killed Craig Finn. 

Never play the soundtrack album on acid.  Never.

Soylent Green>Chris Hardwick anyway

On a somewhat-related topic, this song needs to be the Song of Summer 2018. Let’s make it happen

This is going off on a major tangent but I’d just like to share what I overhead at the post office last week - a fellow customer, upon finding out there was a Fred Rogers stamp:

Did Bourdain eat human flesh before he died?

I am happy I live in Buffalo and not St. Louis.

So this makes him the Hedy Lamarr of the Iraq War?

“Come out to Spruce Grove, we’ll get together, have a few laughs”

Javier Fernandez Franco or GTFO

I look at Twitter social media the whole goddamn Internet as being analogous to Narnia in The Last Battle. We need an Aslan-like figure to close the door on the old and lead us to a new paradise.

Comet Pizza should totally do this