My local radio station thinks “Hallelujah” is a Christmas song. I am not referring to the Handel chorus.

Cthuken sounds like a bad guy in The Name Of The Wind series.

Three of the five listed in my area have already closed.

There really is a hair metal song for every year of the playoff drought.

Prediction: one year from today I’ll be posting a Steely Dan song.

When I first heard Parquet Courts, I immediately thought of Mosely.

My autistic 9-year-old (FUCKING VACCINES) always seems to find these videos. There are literally hundreds of Caillou parodies like this.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/tv-funhouse-divertor/n11971?snl=1

I’m a devoted Appliantologist.

The good news is that Night of Too Many Stars is back.

Thanks, hipster.

I’m never leaving the greys am I

Happy anniversary, Protestants. Go celebrate with some bland food like you always do. #ToHellWithKingBillyAndGodBlessThePope

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/tv-funhouse-divertor/n11971?snl=1

Billy is Chad Lowe, not Rob.

Bills Mafia representing

Bastard. beat me to it

I wish I could say the same for my Kinja account