Hey, maybe George R.R. Martin will come up with some pages..

Not to go off on an angle-dangle, but why do Richard Linklater movies take place in Texas but no one has a Texas accent?

Last night will undoubtedly go down as the greatest night of Jim Rome’s life.

DON’T BLAME ME: I VOTED FOR JILL STEIN

Mr. October +1

My wife voted for Gary Johnson because Chemtrails.

Dave Babych’s mustache

We need a “Xbox Controller Disconnected” gif

He’s just taking a page from the “It’s not England’s fault the Irish didn’t fish during the potato famine” book.

But Rule # 1,3,5,7&9

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled.

Mary-Kate looks like she’s just seen a Garthim.

I was at the game. Denver wins the game without that penalty. Because Buffalo

I’ll star youse for that

My 12-year old son cherrypicks all the flats. Pisses me off.

That’s also how they describe Grizzly Bear.

That’s a fair reason to throw at his head for his next at-bat

How about moving the Gametime Snack of the Week to BEFORE the Great Moments in Poop History, Drew.

Come on, Spanish speakers - at least make an effort. Look how well Gronk speaks your language.