There really is a hair metal song for every year of the playoff drought.

Prediction: one year from today I’ll be posting a Steely Dan song.

When I first heard Parquet Courts, I immediately thought of Mosely.

My autistic 9-year-old (FUCKING VACCINES) always seems to find these videos. There are literally hundreds of Caillou parodies like this.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/tv-funhouse-divertor/n11971?snl=1

I’m a devoted Appliantologist.

The good news is that Night of Too Many Stars is back.

Thanks, hipster.

I’m never leaving the greys am I

Happy anniversary, Protestants. Go celebrate with some bland food like you always do. #ToHellWithKingBillyAndGodBlessThePope

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/tv-funhouse-divertor/n11971?snl=1

Billy is Chad Lowe, not Rob.

Bills Mafia representing

Bastard. beat me to it

I wish I could say the same for my Kinja account

Hey, maybe George R.R. Martin will come up with some pages..

Not to go off on an angle-dangle, but why do Richard Linklater movies take place in Texas but no one has a Texas accent?

Last night will undoubtedly go down as the greatest night of Jim Rome’s life.

DON’T BLAME ME: I VOTED FOR JILL STEIN