Mr. October +1

My wife voted for Gary Johnson because Chemtrails.

Dave Babych’s mustache

We need a “Xbox Controller Disconnected” gif

He’s just taking a page from the “It’s not England’s fault the Irish didn’t fish during the potato famine” book.

But Rule # 1,3,5,7&9

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled.

Mary-Kate looks like she’s just seen a Garthim.

I was at the game. Denver wins the game without that penalty. Because Buffalo

I’ll star youse for that

My 12-year old son cherrypicks all the flats. Pisses me off.

That’s also how they describe Grizzly Bear.

That’s a fair reason to throw at his head for his next at-bat

How about moving the Gametime Snack of the Week to BEFORE the Great Moments in Poop History, Drew.

Come on, Spanish speakers - at least make an effort. Look how well Gronk speaks your language.

Hopefully this is the year the Sabres learn how to play defense.

What grade do you trade in your shorts for slacks? Enlighten this yank.

Can’t be any worse than Eat ‘n Park

Typical of an America that values liberal arts degrees over experience in skilled trades.