Come on, Donald. Make Andrew Wakefield your surgeon general. He’s who America deserves.

(probably not the best time to remind everyone it’s THE Ohio State University)

Wow.

I thought Midnight Special was the one about the Turkish prison. Whatever there’s too damn many “Midnight” movies to keep track of

That last paragraph was the best thing I’ll read all week.

Let’s all hope Don Rickles is too old and frail to attend the inauguration party.

Can you please re-tweet all your death threats, Drew?

I’m expecting at least five “Glenn with his eye popped out” costumes at my party.

Just remember, the tepid ratings for last night’s game is all Colin Kaepernick’s fault.

If they change their mascot to a Sikh in a turban, would that be more P.C. or less P.C.?

I wonder if that’s a Pokestop.

Looking forward to him or the Nuge as the 2020 nom. Make it happen, GOP!

My conservative aunt told me a few years ago “A conservative at 20 has no heart; a liberal at 40 has no brain”. This is the first presidential election of my forties.

I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing
Oh, if I’d only seen that the joke was on me

Kaepernick. Always so media friendly. Turn your cap around and act like a professional quarterback.

Somehow, unemployment is now below 5% here.

And God doesn’t even hate Cleveland anymore.

In 1987, on the eve of Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher’s third victory, the head of her Conservative Party told a visiting columnist: “Someday, Labour will win an election. Our job is to hold on until they are sane.”

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