Shit on Moonraker all you like. “Stand by to laser it” is the best line by a bond villain ever. 

I can’t wait to read all the complaints to the FCC referencing “the homosexual agenda”.

I’m looking forward to all the FCC complaints referencing the “Gay Agenda”.

At least one team with a bison on its helmet is having a good year.

This is like every bike rider ever:

And somehow Buffalo is below 5% unemployment.

They had to have the bris first.

South Park lost me when they did a full episode about Towelie.

Deadspin is hiding important coverage of Bills fans.

Eye black on the head...very amusing. Let’s get to the Bills fans already.

Come ON, Deadspin. Bills fans. Now.

That’s great, Deadspin. Get to the Bills fans already.

Come on, Deadspin, get to the Bills fans already.

Albany doesn’t have Wegmans, but it has the Egg.

That’s OK, they don’t know how to pronounce Chili and Charlotte either.

Good thing we got rid of him. What a nobody he turned out to be.

I just hope she’s waiting for the opportune moment to begin working her ace-in-the-hole: being the only candidate left who unwaveringly believes we should vaccinate our children.

Nobody’s made a Harambe sign yet?

Well, they all look the same.

Gawd, did they ruin my senior year. Completely took over the smoking section of the campus center.