My family can put airbnb out of business simply by bringing our autistic 7-year old to every place we stay.

Captain of the Leafs is the shittiest job in all of sports. it’s the polar opposite of Being Put Out To Stud.

Deadspin does not call the play a “boner” #Misandry

Chris Pronger was traded yesterday.

That reminds me, it’s been a few years since that last Fleet Foxes album. Did they break up?

How was this not a Portlandia sketch first.

I don’t understand what you mean and I could really give a fuck.

Is Righetti still the Giants’ pitching coach? Why hasn’t Hank hired him away from that team yet?

When you’re standing in the net and your jock strap’s getting wet..

That dude looks familiar. Oh yeah..

He’s Canadian. This I know because he said “aboot” during an interview and immediately corrected himself. Show a little pride, brother.

This Nestle water sure is refreshing. My dog drinks it all up.

They'll still win Game 2 because Buffalo.

I’m friends with two Todds on FB and they get this video from me every birthday. If they had any brains they’d unfriend me,

Xenu? Xe-yes.

I like Stephen Malkmus’ “Baltimore” more.

Everything about these four minutes. Comedic gold.

Big deal I already did something with one hand this morning.

Christ, there was a time in the mid-90’s when its was Nugs or GTFO. How the mighty have fallen.

I was possessed when I was younger too.