Cheer up, Eichel. You'll probably be in Buffalo next year.

The only certainty is the Sabres picking third because Buffalo.

Damn, that photo still cracks me up months later. That should be his pose for the statue outside the stadium.

Tea tree oil shampoo is nice - makes the glans tingle.

Tonight's "Coach's Corner with Don Cherry" should be interesting.

So nice to see WNY on Deadspin on such a regular basis. We feel blessed.

Bj's can only be rated pass/fail.

Hahahahahaha

Jackie's a punk.

Mixed with a 2AM Nick Tahou's visit and you got yourself the recipe for disaster.

Maybe Pete felt he couldn't trust Lynch not to do something dumb in the endzone, thereby giving NE 15 yards.

There are cities in England where taking a selfie will earn you 50 lashes.#FoxNewsFacts

I'm sure #12 would have no trouble crowdfunding it.

Reminds me of Zimmy '65

All the guy needed was two torches

Simmons

Never a dull moment, Hogtown. Never a dull moment.