If socks with sandals is good enough for a Prince of the Realm, it's good enough for me.

Clearly, Sufjan Stevens writing an album about your state does not equal increased self-esteem.

This restaurant is exclusively for preggos, right?

The kid became a Cubs fan?! Where the hell were his parents?

I bet Jesus had more luck getting those Record Store Day releases than I did.

JAMESTOWN JAMMERS GON' KICK YO AZZ BEEEOOOTCH

Long Trail Pollenator or GTFO

There's a classic Hold Steady song in there somewhere.

Ahhh.....six months Sabres-free!

What a thug.

My uncle said the mall near his house died from "TMB"

Nice to see the team coming back after the tragedy in 2011.

Noticing the female Thundercat's boobs was my first sign of puberty.

I stopped believing the whole earth-revolves-around-the-sun "theory", myself. Why am I not dizzy all the time.

Props to her. I sure wouldn't want my daughter to look like Serj Tankian.

I was wondering why everyone east of Harrisburg was such a good mood this morning.

I dunno, this guy sure seemed successful.

Are we sure they're not doing a Stephen Colbert thing?

On the plus side, his wife's G-spot is finally going to get some attention.

People who ride Amtrak. They'll let you know how "superior" it is to flying every chance they get.