I give GRRM 50/50 odds of finishing the series before he keels over. Started the Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan, not impressed thus far.

What's the best sauce to put on pho? I tried one at lunch today and it was like

This really pisses me off.

Yeah, but what did Pitchfork say about them?

"I hate it when white people butcher our anthem."

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this River Plate's first appearance on Deadspin since

Picked #24 overall in '05 draft, 11 spots behind somebody named Marek Zagrapan.

GMO's

Maddie was a damn great skip way back in her Detroit days.

My wife is boycotting the cookies because MONSANTO

That would make an excellent Southwest Airlines "Wanna get away?" commercial. Too bad they're not doing those anymore.

The autism rate is up to 1/50. We need more of these rooms.

Bravo, kid. That took a truckload of guts. Too bad gay rights jumped the shark a couple weeks ago at the Grammys.

OH LIKE THEY DIDN'T HAVE IT OFF IN THE TENT A FEW DOZEN TIMES AFTER RON TOOK A POWDER. JEEEBUS

That's OK, Marshawn, those two have equal disdain for Chris, Drury, Daniel Briere, Dominik Hasek, and everyone else who got out of that godawful town.

That's excellent news that he was finally elected. But why was Vincent Schiavelli's face photoshopped onto that photo?

Also serve with slices of this:

White guys ride the Green Line now? Oh right, gentrification.