Although my theory is that the "fat" is actually a wing suit/parachute that enabled her to survive Littlefinger pushing her out the Moon Door.

I'll see your Cher and raise you Joan van Ark...

She's a cutie! Hold on- the doorbell is ringing...

If you don't live near any Amish people, you are deprived of the best butter on earth.

Hand-written is the Portrait Mode of the pre-Internet era.

The Koch brothers are paying the urologist.

Why is it that people who like indian food are always allowed to talk down to people who don't like it?

Chicago Bears - you are guilty of the Single Worst Play Of The Season - So Far

I'm sure he calmed down after a few Genny Cream Ales.

Also missing: What is this shit?

Angry atheists with lawyers strike again

1. Bobby Fuller Four

Immortalized forever in Jim Rome's deca-yeah

First Niagara Center in Buffalo has more banners for our National Lacrosse League team than for the Sabres.

I bet if Colbert had made that joke youse woulda ate that shit up

The arena PA started playing "Where is my Mind?" immediately after the injury.

We do not sow division wins.