That one teared me right the fuck up. SUCK ON THAT OBUMMER.

GIF of the year.

CHRIS Evert!

The one redeeming quality of Jacksonville V. Houston is that it's colored cyan on the map. Cyan is the shit. I would paint my whole house cyan.

Alex Jones be all over this #falseflag

He lost me at Ayn Rand.

Orleans must be huge in China.

Did he get to see her tits?

So shouldn't they ban the Beatles from radio for saying "Paul's a queer" in Yellow Submarine?

Greggggg also prematurely called it for Dallas on Twitter.

Is Hermione allowed to say "mudblood"? Does she call her muggle-born friends "my mudbloods"?

To be fair, gays are pretty deviant down there...

Did the concession booth sell royale with cheese

Did the concession booth sell Royale with cheese

I wonder if the Philadelphia Flyers have contacted him about a job yet.

Nothin' like a farmer's blow

Guarantee you Bourdain's eaten panda.

That's the first time someone has used the term "johnson" since John C. McGinley in Point Break.

So that's why Brad Pitt worked out on the treadmill during games.

Ironically, she's wearing a pearl necklace.