These guys were in the NASL back in the 70's. Nick Tahou's could do the food service.

What it looked like from Louis's point of view

I'd still rather look at that tattoo than that Maryland Terrapins football uni.

I miss Gregg Easterbrook Is A Haughty Dipshit

I have a dream that Sufjan Stevens will headline Coachella next year.

I find yelling "Baba Booey" on live TV very funny and very culturally relevant.

We're gonna break out the hats and hooters when Jozy comes home

Thank God we got rid of that Paille. What a loser he turned out to be.

There must be an opening for the Skeksis Emperor position.

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The Leafs blew it because they had too many European/French Canadian/British Columbian/US players on their roster.

Good thing we're avoiding all this. Someone is going to get seriously hurt.

Nah, he looks more like Syd Barrett.

I sure hope you're enjoying your new meteorologist at WRC, Amelia Segal. I was more depressed to hear she was leaving Buffalo than Danny Briere and Chris Drury combined.

What do we do with people who only have Internet Explorer on their computer? They make me sad in a "I weep for the future" kind of way.

Nice job, Vegas. How's the search for Tupac's killers coming along?

This is the most embarrassing thing to happen to the Bills in weeks.

Wendel Clark would've gotten himself out of those plants.