That's OK, Marshawn, those two have equal disdain for Chris, Drury, Daniel Briere, Dominik Hasek, and everyone else who got out of that godawful town.

That's excellent news that he was finally elected. But why was Vincent Schiavelli's face photoshopped onto that photo?

Also serve with slices of this:

White guys ride the Green Line now? Oh right, gentrification.

Although my theory is that the "fat" is actually a wing suit/parachute that enabled her to survive Littlefinger pushing her out the Moon Door.

I'll see your Cher and raise you Joan van Ark...

She's a cutie! Hold on- the doorbell is ringing...

If you don't live near any Amish people, you are deprived of the best butter on earth.

Hand-written is the Portrait Mode of the pre-Internet era.

The Koch brothers are paying the urologist.

Why is it that people who like indian food are always allowed to talk down to people who don't like it?

Chicago Bears - you are guilty of the Single Worst Play Of The Season - So Far

I'm sure he calmed down after a few Genny Cream Ales.

Also missing: What is this shit?

Angry atheists with lawyers strike again

1. Bobby Fuller Four

Immortalized forever in Jim Rome's deca-yeah