First Niagara Center in Buffalo has more banners for our National Lacrosse League team than for the Sabres.

I bet if Colbert had made that joke youse woulda ate that shit up

The arena PA started playing "Where is my Mind?" immediately after the injury.

We do not sow division wins.

That one teared me right the fuck up. SUCK ON THAT OBUMMER.

GIF of the year.

CHRIS Evert!

The one redeeming quality of Jacksonville V. Houston is that it's colored cyan on the map. Cyan is the shit. I would paint my whole house cyan.

Alex Jones be all over this #falseflag

He lost me at Ayn Rand.

Orleans must be huge in China.

Did he get to see her tits?

So shouldn't they ban the Beatles from radio for saying "Paul's a queer" in Yellow Submarine?

Greggggg also prematurely called it for Dallas on Twitter.

Is Hermione allowed to say "mudblood"? Does she call her muggle-born friends "my mudbloods"?

To be fair, gays are pretty deviant down there...

Did the concession booth sell royale with cheese

Did the concession booth sell Royale with cheese

I wonder if the Philadelphia Flyers have contacted him about a job yet.

Nothin' like a farmer's blow