Guarantee you Bourdain's eaten panda.

That's the first time someone has used the term "johnson" since John C. McGinley in Point Break.

So that's why Brad Pitt worked out on the treadmill during games.

Ironically, she's wearing a pearl necklace.

These guys were in the NASL back in the 70's. Nick Tahou's could do the food service.

What it looked like from Louis's point of view

I'd still rather look at that tattoo than that Maryland Terrapins football uni.

I miss Gregg Easterbrook Is A Haughty Dipshit

I have a dream that Sufjan Stevens will headline Coachella next year.

I find yelling "Baba Booey" on live TV very funny and very culturally relevant.

We're gonna break out the hats and hooters when Jozy comes home

Thank God we got rid of that Paille. What a loser he turned out to be.

There must be an opening for the Skeksis Emperor position.

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The Leafs blew it because they had too many European/French Canadian/British Columbian/US players on their roster.

Good thing we're avoiding all this. Someone is going to get seriously hurt.

Nah, he looks more like Syd Barrett.

I sure hope you're enjoying your new meteorologist at WRC, Amelia Segal. I was more depressed to hear she was leaving Buffalo than Danny Briere and Chris Drury combined.