Tebow. Even if he dies, he’ll just rise again in three days.

Penn State. Hoping to squirm out of the death penalty when you know you shouldn’t. Do not wear Baylor.

Gotta be Aaron Hernandez.

The defendant said his last wish is to be able to Google “Tony Romo execution on hold” and get a result that has nothing to do with the Seahawks playoff game.

He Hate Me.

I hope he ended his address of the jurors with a tearful “that’s my quarterback” 

This one thinks they play in Wyoming. Idiots!

Even RG3 laughed at this one

Washington State > Washington D.C.

Nevermind that Virginia, Maryland, and DC all require both front and rear license plates...

....not to make this more political than you likely meant, but considering the GOP stanglehold on the Southern Congressional delegation and state houses, and how that means they have the House locked down...im no longer completely convinced the South lost....seems they were just playing the long game.

Usually when racists who like to root for losers want a vanity license plate they go for the confederate flag one.

The Washington plate isn’t as embarrassing as the Patriots plate.

The worst part is that Snyder is making them walk there.

Tecumseh time when you should just own up to your mistake.

Nice to see that the Redskins found another use for the “add to cart” option after RG3 left.

Perhaps eyeing the red turf at EWU.

That’s weird because they had signed a treaty promising the Seahawks they’d be able to keep that territory.

He should have done a wicked bunt flip.