Edgar works miracles.

Sliced another way, in his last 13 starts he’s hitting .408 with 8 HR and 25 RBI. This is clear and convincing evidence that over an entire season he’d have 100 HR and 311 RBI. Pretty good for a guy whose lifetime batting average is 15 points below Mario “Mendoza Line” Mendoza.

Dude, we absolutely would get excited about four triples. And you are free to rename any statistical rarity you see fit, and I will absolutely not bitch about it in the comments, you have my word.

I’m a big fan of the shot tracker and the high camera angles that FOX seems to place their towers. It really gives you a good sense of the layout and what type of shot the golfers are trying to make. I don’t care much for the commentary, but technology- and logistics-wise, I like what FOX is doing.

Their most impressive accomplishment was keeping Darren Clarke sober & interested for the broadcast. It was a whole new side of him that we’ve never seen before.

While this was a dumb blunder, i think Fox has great coverage compared to CBS or NBC. They start coverage on TV at 11am every day of the tournament, vs 2 or 3pm on other networks for the majors. Also they leverage technology at least 10 times as much as the other networks. There are certainly issues, but they show…

Son, I know a Wisconsin gator when I see one. Those are Wisconsin gators.

I can just imagine this exchange....Hey Mr. Turd Ferguson.

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That fan just got cured of cancer.

This is one of my favorite Deadspin comment stories I’ve read.

“No player within eight shots of the lead has ever won a major before”

I wasn’t aware there were alligators in Wisconsin.

I’m really pulling for Justin. His father is the pro at the club is belonged to outside of Louisville and I played with Justin maybe 50 times.

Do you know who doesn’t have time for back problems? People who are having sex with strangers on a daily basis.

He’ll probably get an award for actually using a turn signal in Florida.

well if he drove all the way home from LA then it would explain why he was so tired. Cops are always just assuming the worst

Officer: Do you understand what I’m asking you to do?

In Atlanta they call that ‘the bottom of the first’.

I sense that Maya and Peter’s working relationship just got a bit awkward.