This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.

“Don’t all double plays start with a 6-9?” [Wink followed by smile]

Goddamnit Rick Ankiel. Just retire already.

“Human beings have infinite capacities and skills, the problem is that our mind limits us. Telepathy, telekinesis and many more things are all possible. The problem is that we have never been helped to develop these skills, on the contrary we have been made to believe that these things are impossible.”

Two…

yep!

As a Seattleite, Chris Hansen’s SoDo arena plan is so much better. Fully privately financed, and not to mention KeyArena really fucks up traffic throughout the Queen Anne and South Lake Union neighborhoods of Seattle already when there’s events.

Except the attendance was never that bad, especially considering that they put out poor teams for most seasons after the turn of the century.

Shawn Kemp’s children think you are hilarious

Half of the $250 million in public funds is earmarked to help Shawn Kemp with his child support payments.

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

Well I was just saying that someone clicking on an article about how cute a puppy is, to then race to the comments, only to get on his virtual pedestal about why dogs are the scourge of the Earth is probably an asshole and so unenjoyable in social gatherings that people would assumably prefer they weren’t there. That…

Its insane, kind of like people going on anti-dog rants in the comments section of a fluff piece on a sports website. I’ll make sure to wipe my dogs ass from here on out.

If we are talking about ditching things with no real value that are only a waste of effort and resources, why the fuck are you on a sports/joke site when there is world saving to do?

I suppose it’s not surprising that you seem to know so much about assholes.

Read the incidence differences in allergies and respiratory disorders and cardiovascular disease between dog owners and not. Science FTW as well, just with more meaningful end points!

You’re probably a really fun person to have a drink with.

It’s weird that you focus on dogs wiping (or not wiping) their anuses. That’s really weird.

I figure you are trolling but honest answer looking at humanity and looking at dogs, I will gladly spend my resources on my pet.

There are anti-dog trolls now?

WELL ONE DAY WHO KNOWS?!